In keeping with the tradition of traveling somewhere out of state for a friends bachelor party we choose the Iberostar Paraiso Lindo on the Riviera Maya, Mexico for my buddy Matt Bare. It’s a all-inclusive massive resort with everything you need to have a good time in one place without having to carry (or lose in our case) cash or credit cards.
We started the trip off in style with five upgrades to First Class which of course meant we started drinking right when the plane got to cruising altitude. “Five Bourbon and Gingers please.” The first two went down fast and smooth which caused a situation. We had drank them out of Jack and had to switch to something else. Being the easy going people we are we accepted the next best alternative. “Five Vodka and Sprites please.” Upon landing we retrieved our bags, bought a six pack of Corona and headed to our transportation, we ordered one of those party buses that promise a lot of fun. Visit https://vegaspartypeople.com/ and get a chance to travel in style in a luxury vehicle. After a 30 minute drive to our resort we checked in to our rooms and immediately began to explore the grounds.
I mentioned before that this resort was massive, but it’s actually five resorts in one. We were in the mid-range resort so there were two below us and two above us. Since this was a bachelor party the main goal was to drink more than a human being should and do stupid shit without getting hurt. So with that in mind we drank every colored drink under the sun while playing in the ocean and many of their enormous pools that all had swim up bars. We would eat dinner just to absorb some of the alcohol, but let it be known that this place serves crap food so don’t get your hopes up if you ever visit this place. After dinner we would watch a show before going to a sports bar to play pool or the club to get our dance on (my dance on). To end the night we would hit up one of the resort bars and give the bartender $10 for a full bottle of our choice to take back to our room and act like we were still in college to play Asshole. Some things never change and when the guys get together Asshole is one of those things.
After four days and three nights of solid drinking it was time to head home. Here are some of the memories we will take with us.
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