Let’s set the scene. I’m in Downtown Denver, Colorado at a stylish place called Gaslamp. Most everyone is good looking and they are playing snowboarding videos. So basically everything I could ever want.
Fast forward to about 1:15am. I’m in the hallway near the bathrooms talking to this girl. She doesn’t have a name so we’ll call her Yolanda. When I finish talking to Yolanda I went in the bathroom and started to do my business (#1 of course). As I’m going I notice not one toilet paper roll mounted to the wall, but six. SIX DISPENSERS! I found this not only funny, but the first thing that came to mind was “Instagram Dat Joint”. So I whip my phone out and right before I take the photo I hear someone come into the bathroom. As all guys know we rarely lock (otherwise should finally call for Metro Locksmith of Calgary, I believe) the bathroom door so that person just walked in to the stall that I was in.
Here is where it gets very interesting. IT WAS A GIRL! She comes into the stall, but does so in such a way that she turns her back as she enters to close the door behind her. She locks it and when she turns around she screams when she sees me. Remember I have my phone in my hand about to Instagram Dat Joint of the toilet paper dispensers.
So many thoughts went through my mind at that moment. Did she think I was taking a dick pic? Was I in the girls bathroom? Was she in the guys bathroom? Was she coming to fulfill a fantasy? So I said “Oh shit, what’s going on?” She said “You’re in the girls bathroom”. I said “Holy shit, I’m so sorry, but this is hilarious.”
So of course I can’t just stop mid stream so I finish and when I come out of the stall she doesn’t look amused. I said “Hey at least I put the toilet seat back down for you.” Then I did what every girl should want us to do. I said “You do want me to wash my hands right?” She said “How about you go do that in your own bathroom?” So I said “Fair enough, nice meeting you.” As I’m exiting I have to walk past three other girls that are coming in. As the polite guy that I am I said “Honest mistake ladies.”
I proceed to go across to the mens room to wash my hands. I push one time on the soap dispenser and it falls off the wall. A guy says “Haha I saw that, not your fault.” To which I said “Dude, if you only saw what just happened in the girls bathroom. That was my fault.”
To top it all of we both exited the bathroom at the same time.
I win at life.
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