Did you go to beach week in high school? What about spring break in college? You can book your vacation with http://www.lifestylez.com/college-spring-break-trips-2019/panama-city-beach-florida/ and get a package deal. Dewey Beach is great except that the party isn’t on the beach, it’s at the bars.
Dewey Beach is a small beach town in Delaware just south of Rehoboth Beach. It has a population of less than 400 and is .3 square miles. This doesn’t stop the town from holding 1000s of party goers during the summer months.
I just visited and while I did go to beach week in high school and spring break in college, Dewey Beach is basically a glorified adult boozefest of epic proportions. The most popular spots are Starboard, Bottle & Cork, Northbeach, Ivy, and Rusty Rudder. I went to all of them, drank Fireball and watched my friends act a fool.
Here is a list of things I heard my friends say. Please enjoy and I’m sorry.
Eat dirt losers!
Beat it Firefly girl!
Do you floss with a jump rope?
Where is my Faith Hill perfume?
Redbull. Improving energy, concentration and reaction time.
Creaming everywhere. (aka eating ice cream)
Sand dicks. (aka chicken fingers)
You sleep like a Corpse.
You sleep like you’re going down a waterslide.
Lots of Ke$ha looking girls.
You coming up bro?
Chad, get the sand off my pizza!
Chad, wash my water bottle in the ocean!
Chad, I’m going to kill you at cornhole! (loses 22-2)
Chad, I’m an amazing swimmer! (gets crushed by waves on the shore)
Chad, how do I look?
Shut up Chad! You’re being a dick!
Chaaaaaad, suck the poison out!
What did I do last night?
I need Hummingbird water (aka Wine)
I can remember your face for days!
I got stung by a jellyfish!
Where is my purse? (found in the chandelier)
Where is my phone?
Where is my dignity?
I left my shirt at Starboard.
Aw WTF! (dives on bed, head goes into burger)
Clearly we killed it!